Laura McSheffrey: Archive

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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what if

i just sat here for hours and hours and hours and didnt move. cause thats what i feel like doing. feel like im moving in slow motion.

Nov 30th

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One of the best things i've found on the internet:

DEFENTIONS OF Poop GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a...

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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don't do drugs kids

it makes you think extremely shit music is good. WAH-WAH-WAH is not basis for music. fuck off also, thats no a tune pal, that’s a baseline. the reason you can “feel the music” is because your heart is having palpitations thanks to the pills you’re choking down. feel like im getting this culture rammed in my face all the fucking time. when will people get over it. rant over

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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having a break in uni

Stole this from natalie ganglet <3 Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days? nope. wait, when was i in glasgow? What you doing tomorrow? More uni work Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately? just trudging along Can you see a cat from where you’re sitting? No :( Do you ever crack your knuckles/back/ankles/wrists/etc? yes, my knuckles, all the time Could you date someone...

Nov 29th

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Nov 26th

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When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This is a cool blog to follow

Nov 26th

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natalieannegangel asked: I love you, Laura McSheffrey :). x

Nov 26th

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I'd rather

be thought of as a bit weird than boring. honestly, if someone walked up to me and said “you’re a bit weird.” i’d be like, yeah thats true, i am. but if they said “you’re a bit boring.” i’d probably die on the spot. although if they really did think i was a bore they must have out of this world adventures every day and think everyone is… i...

Nov 26th

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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term: The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...

Nov 26th

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